What should I know before my booking?

Hygiene is an absolute must!

You should be as clean for me as you would want me to be for you.

Key areas to focus on are within the labia folds if you're a vagina owner, and under the foreskin, if you are attached to one.  As well as the general crotch/inner thigh area, your anus, the entire butt cleavage area, and armpits.  Wash your feet if you have foot odour. 

I appreciate you washing your hair & face if you smoke. 

Please wash again if you use the toilet after your shower.   

It's just good manners, as unpleasant body odours are NOT sexy.

Please DO NOT brush your teeth right before a booking as this can be a health risk for both parties!

I want to book you for an outcall appointment,
how should I prepare?

Please have clean linen on the bed and a fresh towel out for me.

Also, please have any household pets secured.

Can I haggle or ask for a discount?

Do not ever haggle with someone over the value they set for their physical and emotional labour!

It's the quickest way to be denied a booking with me.  

My rates are more than reasonable for the quality of service that I provide and the two decades of experience that I bring to the party.

Can I book for the same day?

I am almost never available in Melbourne for same-day appointments, as I schedule my work around my life, volunteer work and other personal commitments, and only allocate a very exclusive amount of time for appointments.

I usually require at least seven days lead time for appointments, however, I am currently booked out about six to eight weeks in advance.

If you'd still like to request a same-day appointment, on the off chance I'm available, please note it would still be a three-four hour lead time.

How can I secure my booking?

All bookings require a 50% deposit to secure your date and time.

♦ Deposits are non-refundable

♦ If cancellation is made more than forty-eight hours before the date of booking, the deposit can be applied to a future booking made within thirty days.

♦ For tours, cancellation must be made more than seven days prior to the start date of my tour, and your deposit can be applied to a future tour.

♦ In lieu of a deposit, a 50% cancellation fee will be required

♦ Short notice reduction of booking length does not reduce the balance owed if changes are made with less than forty-eight hours notice before the date of the booking

I require your mobile phone number for my security and for booking confirmation. Total discretion is guaranteed, as protecting your privacy is just as important to me as it is to you.  If you can't unblock your number, please leave your number in a voice mail or send a text, and I'll call you back at a time suitable for you.